Adopt a rock · it's a gift
Adopt a rock. It won't notice.
Buy someone a rock. They get a live 24/7 surveillance feed of it, a certificate of ownership, and a daily incident log. The rock never moves. That's the product. No two rock sites are the same.
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It's not AI. It's a rock.
Send it the tickets, emails and tasks you're never going to do. It accepts everything. It completes nothing. $15.
Buy a rock
Name it now, or leave that honour to the recipient.
Print the card or send the link
Fold the card into a stocking, or paste the gift link into a message.
They meet their rock
“You've been assigned a rock.” Then the cam fades in. It is still a rock.
The part you can hold
Every rock comes with a certificate of ownership and a fold-out gift card. Print at home, fold twice, done. The QR code opens the live cam.
Live cam
Round-the-clock footage of your rock. Day, night, rain. Motion detected so far: none.
Daily incident log
Pigeons, ants, moss, unsolicited meeting invites. Every day something happens near your rock. Never to it.
Pass it on
Regift your rock whenever. Custody transfers. The rock is not consulted.
Printable certificate
Frame-worthy proof of ownership, plus a fold-out gift card that fits in a stocking.
Questions
Is it a real rock?
It is a real rock in the sense that it is on camera and has a serial number. It will not be mailed to you. It is too busy being a rock.
Does it do anything?
No. That is the product. Every day something happens near it, never to it, and you can read about it in the incident log.
Can I regift it?
Yes, as often as you like. Custody transfers, the provenance log records it, and the rock is not consulted.
What do they actually get?
A link to their rock's live cam, a printable certificate, and a fold-out gift card with a QR code that leads back to the cam.
I lost my rock link.
It happens. The rock did not notice. Enter the email you bought or received it with and we'll send every rock link you hold.